I've Fallen...

I'm falling victim to the hilarity of post acting class letdown.

You've probably seen this, but I'll explain it anyway. Google your name and 'needs' and see what you get. Here's what I got.

'Christie needs:'

Christie Needs Glasses. Duh, that's not news.
Christie needs to be signed by August 15, 2005 or will become a free agent. Hell yeah. Oh wait, the 15th has already past.
Christie needs money badly. Slightly hungry artist! Send checks here!
Christie needs to buy a clue. I take offense to this one.
Christie needs to get some good therapy. We all have our fair share of issues, people.
Christie needs to get tough all right. Amen to that.