Thanks To The Academy...

Every year on the morning of the Academy Awards, I look at the clock and imagine where I'd be in my preparations for the evening's events.
10am: light breakfast
11am: soak in the tub
12pm: hair and make-up
1:30pm: get dressed, last checks
2:30pm: waiting for the car
3pm: leave for the Kodak

The Oscars are occurring right now about a mile and half from where I'm sitting typing this. Why am I in sweats and not my Narciso Rodriguez dress? Or was it Calvin Klein? Or did I decide the Valentino was the right one? No, no, it was the Eduardo Lucero. Definitely the Lucero. Love him.

There's always next year.

Sidebar: Why?